(sung to Complicated by Avril Lavigne)

Today I had to go to a thing called convocation
You see the chancellors seated like they're mighty kings at a coronation
Lights flashing at you
Walk around in your gown and you kneel
Then you steal what you earn and you learn that it's
A degree not property of yours, why did you take it?
Oh no no

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